I'm a slut for smut. NSFW, 18+. I devour any smut I can get my greedy little hands on. This blog is dedicated to my one true love. Pork chops at 80, baby! love, slut
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- student:hey government can I have some money to go to universityuk government:sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man... ...
- Anonymous asked:You're funny. Regarding pubic hair you've advised subs something to the effect of, isn't the discomfort of regrowth worth the satisfaction of pleasing him and being dominated and cared for? Regarding heels, it's personal choice. Why so much kinder to the feet and spine than you are to the mons pubis?
I’m a cruel, wicked man.
- Anonymous asked:My partner has a horrible habit of blatantly asking for sex/oral. I've told him that saying "sex babe" isn't going to turn me on. I would appreciate foreplay at the least- he doesn't listen. Since being with him my GREAT love and desire for sex, giving/getting head has gone almost completely. He gets cranky and it makes me feel terrible that I'm not excited to turn him/myself on... Talking about it to him every time it happens hasn't helped. What do I do?!? Please help, anyone? Thank you x
I get a frustrating amount of questions that are really similar to this, and the only honest answer I can give is just break up with him. Guys who...